Forged in the chaos of combat and sharpened by pure, unfiltered sarcasm, Corporal Chops is the battle-hardened spirit animal of every vet who's sick of the world’s soft-serve nonsense. No TikTok dances. No kale smoothies. No “rise and grind” influencers with perfect hair and zero grit.

Just raw attitude. Brutal honesty. And humor so savage it deserves its own Geneva Convention clause.

Every design in this limited series is capped at 100 shirts. That’s it. Each one stamped with a neck label that reads “1 of 100” — because real legends aren’t mass-produced.