D.A.D. Tee – Drink. Adapt. Dominate.
Care Tag: “Wash Cold. Dry Tough. Cry Never.”
THE STATEMENT
This isn’t a Father’s Day card in cotton form.
This is battle gear for the modern dad—a caffeine-fueled, diaper-wrangling, budget-balancing beast who still finds time to yell “shut the damn fridge!” at least three times a day.
This tee was built for the ones who don’t whine, don’t ask, and don’t flinch.
Coffee to calm the nerves. Bottle to feed the chaos. Skull to remember who’s boss.
All tied together with that sacred battle cry:
Wash cold. Dry tough. Cry never.
