Welcome to the Holy Trinity of Dad Power: Thermostat. Remote. Grill. All connected. All sacred. All under Dad's watchful, mildly annoyed control.
👑 Front and center sits His Royal Highness on the Throne of Household Justice—armed with dad jokes, a permanent backache, and the emotional resilience of a man who’s grilled in a thunderstorm because "the steak doesn't care about rain."
