A perfect storm of “I party like it’s my funeral” energy, and I am HERE for it. This design is so unapologetically unhinged, it should come with a breathalyzer and a waiver.
Life’s short. The liver’s weaker. Let’s make bad decisions look good. Because some folks count years. But you? You count laughs, scars, and empty pint glasses. You weren’t built for long walks on the beach. You were built for short walks to the bar and long nights that no one forgets.
Raise a glass. Flip off the future. And ride it ‘til the wheels fall off.
