Humanity: Now Streaming in Low Resolution" — because let’s face it, the species that once built pyramids is now building 15-second TikToks of people eating Tide Pods. This design doesn’t just call us out, it drags us into the digital abyss where brain cells go to die buffering.

The text glitches like your last remaining neuron trying to process actual thoughts, while the distorted melting smiley face shows us about our sanity after eight hours of scrolling through conspiracy theories, food hacks, and influencers telling you how to “manifest” rent money.

It’s cheerful in the way a clown laughing at a funeral is cheerful — unsettling, ironic, and deeply unbothered by the apocalypse unfolding in 4K.

Perfect for those who:

Have a PhD in sarcasm
Can’t scroll for 5 seconds without losing hope in the species
Yell “READ A BOOK” at people binge-watching 17 seasons of emotional damage

This hoodie is for the beautifully jaded, the ones who know we’re in a golden age of dumb, and aren’t afraid to say it with their chest — in 240p, naturally.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit.
- Made with a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for soft comfort.
- Classic fit with a tear-away label for added comfort.
- Ethically produced fabric, ensuring low environmental impact.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Humanity Now Streaming In Low Resolution

Humanity Now Streaming In Low Resolution