LETS KEEP THIS CHEERFUL

Politeness is a strategy.
Sarcasm is a weapon.
And this? This is both.

"Let’s Keep This Cheerful" isn’t a request — it’s a tactically-delivered threat wrapped in a grin and reinforced by steel.

Those tomahawks?
Not decoration.
They’re crossed like a promise: one for the problem, one for the backup.

And the smiley tag?
It’s not here to soothe you.
It’s here to remind you — the quiet ones already made up their mind.

This shirt isn’t for people who yell.
It’s for the ones who sit still, say very little, and end the conversation with one swing and a smile.

So yeah...
Let’s keep this cheerful.
But maybe... don’t push it.