Backtalk Approved 🔥💬 "Respect is Earned. BS is Returned... With Interest." Because around here, you don’t turn the other cheek—you headbutt the problem and invoice it later.
Grit & Grin Certified 🦾🔫 Finished with our signature stamp and dual bullet graphics—subtle as a sledgehammer and twice as classy.
Mission-Ready Fit 👕🛡️ Soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to storm the gates of hell in. Pre-shrunk, combat-washed, and approved by at least three angry spirits of the forest.
