RETIRED. TAKES NAPS. STILL SNAPS. Just because they stopped clocking in doesn’t mean they stopped snapping necks.
👊 Who It’s For:
This one’s for the veterans of life’s battlefield—those who may have traded uniforms for recliners but still keep the savage loaded and on standby. Retired? Yes. Tamed? Never. Whether you're a badass grandma, a salty ex-Marine, or just someone who left the office but kept the kill switch—this one’s got your name all over it. 🎖️
