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RITIRED SNAPS HARDER

RITIRED SNAPS HARDER

🏹 RETIRED. TAKES NAPS. SNAPS HARDER.

Because rest is good — but rage, now that’s a hobby. 

🎯 Design Breakdown:

Blood-splattered, tongue-out, and crossbow locked like he's hunting your excuses — this rabid Rambo is all heart, hate, and hair-trigger fury. 
The tactical vest is snug, the headband is soaked in vengeance, and the arrows? Let’s just say they don’t come back clean. 
Eyes wide open. Ears on high alert. Tongue wagging like he just caught the scent of bullsh*t. 

🦴 Who It’s For:

For the old-school warriors who might limp but still lunge. 
For the battle-hardened, short-tempered, and slightly unhinged. 
You’ve served your time — but the demons didn’t get the memo. 
This shirt’s for the guys who call it retirement, but still keep a crossbow by the recliner. 

 

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